Fine I’m back

Oh well some of you pigs have been good and commented and a big amount of you are still lurking her and not doing any good, haha even though I haven’t updated – send a tribute to make up for it, losers.

So what has happened lately? Facial acrobatic got broke and had to run away but he is a newborn paypig so he will keep spending one way or another. He got to about £700 in 2 weeks before we paratroopers ways. If you’re still here, cum eating pindick – tribute or stop reading! 

Some new gifts from pigs!

And what did I buy for all my tributes this time? A new gaming PC

Can’t wait til I get it!
Other then that I gave myself a manicure with facial acrobatics gift

And I went out clubbing in the shoes I got from shoefreak and it turned a lot of heads, I was about 190 in them. 
I also did a RTgame with my long lost Danish pig who keeps dissapeating on and off which is a bit frustrating as he doesn’t have the decency to tell me WHERE.. He’s only 11£ short of being owned!

Such a lucky pig! 

Morning sunshine

Oh what a glorious morning, it might be raining outside but it doesn’t triumph the money that’s been raining on me from Facial Acrobatics pockets, it’s up to £500 since lady Thursday night, that’s under a week and he couldn’t be more thrilled but also terrified, haha just the way it’s supposed to be.

He is so lucky to have found me, he’s been having so much fun with our RT games and my teamviewer snooping, I’ve also created a wheel of fortune for us where he either gets to tribute, do something humiliating or give up a letter/number of a password. He’s spinning 3 times everyday for his lack of dick. 
I created an inbox just for him, it’s fun to look at these daily gift cards dropping in 😉 he figured out that we should be at about 3000£ at this rate in a year. He gas to slow down from the over 50£ gift cards, I don’t want to drain him too fast either ;). I like me a long wallet fuck. 

Latest news

So, facial acrobatic has finally realized he can not keep worshiping me if he wants to afford to live haha. But he did send a last £20 on Saturday night to cum in his mouth and brush his teeth with it, but we will see if he can stay away. He is still writing.

Then my Danish pay pig played a RTgame with me to pay some of the few he has to be owned by me. He is having a hard time to afford spoiling me and treating me like he should but he is a loyal and very good pig and that is also important.
And he was also one of you that paid for my brand new iPad Air! It of course has the biggest hard drive since so I can load it full with amazing pics of me and humiliating pics of you. I know you can’t wait for me to shop for you money with it and accept your tributes! You are so lucky you found me!

Yesterday’s accomplishments

So yesterday almost started with a tribute of £50 from Brandon, or let’s call him Facial Acrobatic. We played a bit of teamviewer and then he begged for a RT game just before I was off to work. We got it to £73 and then he asked to pay dick tax of £15 for his supposed 4-5 inches. 

At work night he asked to play another RT game! Got to £121 and then we stopped it, he said he had a limit of £130 but still caught me when I woke up and couldn’t go back to sleep at 3am and offered to pay £80 for another 30 min teamviewer session. I had a lot of fun snooping through his Facebook and messaging the unlucky women he’d slept  with. I would upload a pic of him that I posted with the RT game but I know he’d love it too much for me to do it for free.

Also got a package I picked up this morning with two lovely eyeshadow palettes I bought with German pigs tribute. They SMELL like chocolate, I’m gonna smell lovelier then I already do!!


Ungrateful Pigs

You’re getting to almost 200 readers daily over here! You read, you get hard, you probably even jerk off to my pics or my tributes and then most of you contribute NOTHING. Aren’t you a worthless piece of shit? Oh, did you tribute me £30, £50 or maybe even £100 already? Ask yourself, is that enough to spoil a true goddess? To show your appreciation and worhip? NO.

I suggest you send me a good giftcard to
and I might give you some of my attention and give you some time in my spotlight in my blog. Why don’t you send all the money you were supposed to buy food for, or was supposed to gift your lover with? HAHA.

I hate Mondays

As if Monday’s weren’t boring enough it has been a very dry day. So what better then spending your money?

This is what your money spoiled me with. I bet you piggys can’t wait until I give you attention, blog and share pics from this new golden device.
Now let’s earn me more. You work and send and I spend!

Sunday FUNday

Another day in the world of Goddess Hedvig! Sunday might be the stickiest day for you but every day is payday when it comes to this goddess!

Afternoon started with a tribute from the German paypig who of course did get hard and tingly after me mentioning him, so he sent a tribute. I sent him a picture of me and he sent another tribute so deutsche schwein I think you’ll want to tribute for the thrill of being mentioned and soon you’ll want to tribute as soon as you get hard from my pics, words and bare existence. 

I had an RTgame with my Danish pig who is currently under consideration. He’s broke after our last game but I got a good £22 out of him but he realized he had to give me the money he had for food, he doesn’t really need food anyway right? 
In other news, my old lonely Pig Larry is proving to be a true piggy with his priorities straight, makes me smile. You wish you could do that.

THIS is a tribute

Good old man pig Larry entered my life today, I thanked me for following on Twitter… Silly pig, I don’t follow you pigs unless you’re owned by me. I don’t get Dommes that follow pigs…
Didn’t take long for Larry to get his priorities straight and understand his true calling is to serve me and give up his unnecessary spendings so I can live in luxury. He will be paying every second day from now on, 67 year old loner finally found his goddess.
German paypig of course read my latest blog post and contacted me for access to my pictures, you’re reading this now too right? I’m sure you’re hard for me just mentioning you – send another tribute.
I’m looking forward to some Amazon shopping soon. Account is getting good and full. I’m getting an iPad or continue saving for a new computer. Or I’ll just get a ton of sexy clothing for you to drool over,