Fine I’m back

Oh well some of you pigs have been good and commented and a big amount of you are still lurking her and not doing any good, haha even though I haven’t updated – send a tribute to make up for it, losers.

So what has happened lately? Facial acrobatic got broke and had to run away but he is a newborn paypig so he will keep spending one way or another. He got to about £700 in 2 weeks before we paratroopers ways. If you’re still here, cum eating pindick – tribute or stop reading! 

Some new gifts from pigs!

And what did I buy for all my tributes this time? A new gaming PC

Can’t wait til I get it!
Other then that I gave myself a manicure with facial acrobatics gift

And I went out clubbing in the shoes I got from shoefreak and it turned a lot of heads, I was about 190 in them. 
I also did a RTgame with my long lost Danish pig who keeps dissapeating on and off which is a bit frustrating as he doesn’t have the decency to tell me WHERE.. He’s only 11£ short of being owned!

Such a lucky pig! 

Sunday FUNday

Another day in the world of Goddess Hedvig! Sunday might be the stickiest day for you but every day is payday when it comes to this goddess!

Afternoon started with a tribute from the German paypig who of course did get hard and tingly after me mentioning him, so he sent a tribute. I sent him a picture of me and he sent another tribute so deutsche schwein I think you’ll want to tribute for the thrill of being mentioned and soon you’ll want to tribute as soon as you get hard from my pics, words and bare existence. 

I had an RTgame with my Danish pig who is currently under consideration. He’s broke after our last game but I got a good £22 out of him but he realized he had to give me the money he had for food, he doesn’t really need food anyway right? 
In other news, my old lonely Pig Larry is proving to be a true piggy with his priorities straight, makes me smile. You wish you could do that.